It's true, folks. We've all suspected it for years. The world is actually a giant, intricate web of beige desk design.
In a shocking revelation, our top-secret sources have confirmed that the world's most powerful entities - governments, corporations, and even your in-laws - are all controlled by a cabal of beige desk design enthusiasts.
From the soft, ergonomic curves of the United Nations' conference tables to the precisely calibrated angles of the Pentagon's cubicles, it's all part of the grand scheme.
But how did it all start? The answer lies in the dusty recesses of history, where a group of visionaries gathered to create the perfect beige desk. And so, the Beige Desk Design Illuminati was born.
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